Indonesian Paradise Found: Patria Plaza Hotel, Blitar Awaits!
Indonesian Paradise Found? Patria Plaza Hotel, Blitar Awaits! – My Unfiltered Take (Prepare Yourselves!)
Okay, folks, buckle up. This isn't going to be your typical, sterile hotel review. We're diving headfirst into Patria Plaza Hotel in Blitar, Indonesia, and trust me, it's going to be a wild ride. I’m talkin' honest opinions, the good, the bad, and the surprisingly-delicious-bakso-in-the-middle-of-the-night.
First Impressions (and a Near-Disaster with the Blitar Traffic!)
Landing in Blitar… well, it’s an experience. Let's just say navigating the roads requires the reflexes of a caffeinated ninja. Thankfully, the Patria Plaza offers Airport transfer, which, after a white-knuckle ride, was an absolute godsend. Accessibility is a mixed bag. There's an elevator, which is great! But navigating the grounds with mobility restrictions might be tricky in some areas. Definitely call ahead and ask specific questions if this is a major concern. They do have Facilities for disabled guests, but I’d want to be very clear on what that encompasses before booking.
Rooms: The Good, the Slightly Less Good, and the “Where’s My Slippers?!”
Okay, let’s be real, the room is where you live when you’re traveling. So, let's get personal! My room was… decent. Clean, thankfully. Daily housekeeping kept things tidy, which is a HUGE win. Wi-Fi [free] was a lifesaver, and it actually worked! Praise the internet gods! There’s Free Wi-Fi in all rooms!, and I can attest: it holds up, which is a miracle in some places. You get the usual suspects: Air conditioning, TV (satellite/cable channels), In-room safe box, Coffee/tea maker, Complimentary tea, Free bottled water and a Refrigerator. Oh, and a Mirror. Always a good thing.
Now, for the imperfections, because let's be real, perfection is boring! The View? Mediocre. The Decorations? A little… dated. My Slippers? A mystery. They were supposed to be there (according to the amenities list), but alas, I was slipperless. I’m a slipper girl and this might have caused some minor, internal drama.
The Food! Oh, The Glorious Food! (And My Bakso Addiction)
This is where Patria Plaza really shines. I mean, seriously, the food! Restaurants are plentiful, which is wonderful. They offer Asian cuisine in restaurant, International cuisine in restaurant, Western cuisine in restaurant, and a Vegetarian restaurant, so you can find something.
The Buffet in restaurant at breakfast? Amazing. Breakfast [buffet] and Breakfast service were both plentiful. It was mostly Asian breakfast (yay!), but there was enough variety for everyone. I am obsessed with spicy food, and the breakfast buffet was just full of deliciousness. I may have made multiple trips to the nasi goreng station…
But the real star? The 24-hour Room service [24-hour]. Look, I have a confession: I developed a minor (okay, major) bakso addiction while in Blitar. And one night, at 2 AM, I was hit with a craving so intense, I thought I might actually hallucinate meatball soup. Praise be, the hotel delivered! Hot, delicious bakso, right to my door. A la carte in restaurant is available, they have Coffee/tea in restaurant and even Desserts in restaurant. This is key, because it keeps the hotel feeling functional, and keeps you happy!
Relaxation and Things to Do: From Sauna Shenanigans to…Um, a Shrine?
Okay, let's talk about the "relaxation" aspect. They have a Swimming pool, which looked inviting, though I didn't get a chance to dive in. There's a Gym/fitness, for the truly ambitious, plus a Spa, with a Sauna, and Steamroom! The spa is a total treat and will help you wind down. I can only assume you get a chance to Body scrub and Body wrap. Massage? Yes, please!
And then there's the… Shrine. Yes, a literal shrine. I didn't quite understand it. Maybe it’s a cultural nod to something significant in the area? I'm not sure, but hey, it’s there! It adds a touch of mystique, I guess? This is where the Patria Plaza hotel is different to other hotels.
Cleanliness and Safety: Pandemic-Era Peace of Mind
In these times, Cleanliness and safety are paramount. Patria Plaza clearly takes this seriously. Anti-viral cleaning products, Daily disinfection in common areas, and Rooms sanitized between stays offer some serious peace of mind. There’s even a Doctor/nurse on call, a First aid kit, and Hand sanitizer dispensers everywhere. They're really stepping it up. Honestly, it was reassuring. Hygiene certification and following Staff trained in safety protocol is important.
Services and Conveniences: The Little Things That Matter
The devil is in the details, right? They have a Concierge, Cash withdrawal, Currency exchange, Elevator, Ironing service, Laundry service, Luggage storage, and, hallelujah, a Convenience store! I am a sucker for a convenience store. There’s a Gift/souvenir shop, because you know you need to bring back some cheesy trinkets. They even have a Car park [free of charge] (always a bonus!)
For the Kids: Babysitting Available, But…
The hotel is Family/child friendly, and they have a Babysitting service. I didn't travel with kids this time, but it's good to know that option is there – they're not ignoring kids.
The "Meh" Bits (Because No Place is Perfect)
Okay, let's be honest, it’s not all sunshine and bakso. The Soundproofing in my room could have been better. And, as mentioned above, some of the decor feels a bit… dated. The whole place has an old world charm. It does need a small update!
The Verdict: Should You Book It?
YES, with a few caveats. Patria Plaza is a solid choice, especially if you're prioritizing comfort, cleanliness, and access to great food (and late-night bakso!). It’s a great launching pad for exploring Blitar. The staff is genuinely friendly and helpful.
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Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because this isn't your sanitized, Pinterest-perfect itinerary. This is the Patria Plaza Hotel Blitar: A Traveler's Existential Crisis (and Maybe Some Fun) itinerary. Prepare for some tangents. Prepare for the truth. Prepare for… well, let’s see what happens.
Pre-Trip Pre-Game: The Undeniable Truth (and My Panic)
- Weeks Before: Okay, so, Blitar. Honestly? Never heard of it. My friend, bless her slightly insane heart, insisted. "It's historical! It's authentic!" she'd shriek. My initial reaction was, "Authentically… boring?" But the price was right, and I’m a sucker for a bargain and adventure (even if that adventure involves copious amounts of mosquito repellent). This whole "travelling" thing? It's a commitment and a half.
- Days Before: Flight booked. Hotel booked. Malaria shots (eek!). Started to obsessively Google pictures of Blitar. Mostly rice paddies. And a lot of… tombs. Okay, deep breaths. I have a suspicion this might be a bit of a cultural immersion that will require a generous dose of wine later.
Day 1: Arrival and the Great Tomb Tussle
- Morning (6:00 AM, ish): Woke up feeling like a zombie. International flights…they just aren't for me. Arrived at Juanda International Airport in Surabaya (the closest airport to Blitar that actually has… flights), and the humidity hit me like a physical blow. Instantly regretting the jeans I’d stubbornly insisted on wearing.
- Morning (9:00 AM): Found my driver (arranged through the hotel – a lifesaver, seriously) and we started the four-hour drive. The scenery was… well, it was Indonesian scenery. Beautiful, chaotic, and teeming with motorbikes. The highway was pretty busy, but okay.
- Afternoon (1:00 PM): Made it to Patria Plaza Hotel. It's… fine. Solid. The lobby had that slightly stale, generic hotel smell, but the staff seemed friendly enough. The pool looked inviting, though I had a feeling I'd be spending more time in the AC. Settled into the room which was also…pretty fine.
- Afternoon (2:00 PM): Lunch at the hotel restaurant. Attempted Nasi Goreng. Failed to properly navigate the spice situation. Tears. Not a good start.
- Afternoon (3:30 PM): The (in)famous Bung Karno Mausoleum. Okay, so, way more impressive than I expected. The sheer scale of it… I was genuinely moved. Now, I am not the most sentimental person, but staring at the tomb of Indonesia's first president… I got chills. It's not just a tomb; it's a complex, a place of pilgrimage. People were praying, scattering flowers, looking… well, profoundly moved. The architecture itself is beautiful, a very clean, simple design with touches of artistry that add to the gravity of the place. I also saw the museum next to it which was pretty interesting. It was full of Indonesian history!
- Late Afternoon (5:00 PM): Wandered around the Bung Karno Library. It was a bit more… dry. Full of documents and stuff, but felt like something was missing. A little bit of personality. Probably not something I would be coming back for.
- Evening (7:00 PM): Dinner at a local Warung (the name escapes me… it was the one that seemed to have the most locals). Ordered something. No idea what it was. It was amazing! Seriously, some of the best food I've ever had, no idea what it was - but it was worth the risk! I'm starting to actually feel a bit… excited. This Blitar thing might be fun. (Maybe…)
- Evening (8:30 PM): Back at the hotel. Debriefing time. The hotel air conditioning is fantastic. Drank a bottle of water. The day was actually pretty good.
Day 2: Temples, Tantrums, and the Taste of Adventure
- Morning (8:00 AM): Woke up feeling halfway decent. This is progress, people.
- Morning (9:00 AM): Breakfast at the hotel. Meh. Standard hotel fare. The coffee tasted like vaguely coffee-flavoured brown water. Found a little fruit and scarfed it down.
- Morning (10:00 AM): Trip to Candi Penataran. Oh. My. Gawd. This place is… incredible. Ancient East Javanese temples, ruined by the ages. The details etched into the stone… the sheer artistry… It's breathtaking. I walked around, trying to take it all in, but honestly my brain was just going, WHOA. I found myself trying to understand what those carvings meant! The amount of history…amazing.
- Late Morning (12:00 PM): Lunch at a little cafe near the temple. Ordered something. A little bit spicier. This time I was more prepared - I knew the consequences if I didn't like it. It was… good. Much better than yesterday!
- Afternoon (1:30 PM): A bit of a minor meltdown. The heat. The crowds (even though it wasn't that crowded). The language barrier. It all suddenly felt overwhelming. Took a breather, sat in the shade, and just… breathed. Remembered why I travel: to shake things up, to challenge myself, to see things I'd never see anywhere else.
- Afternoon (2:30 PM): Pushed on! Visited a traditional market. The colours! The smells! The… things! Everything was so new and exotic… honestly, I just got overwhelmed. I didn't quite know where to look, so I had to take a step back and watch.
- Late Afternoon (4:00 PM): Back to the hotel. Time to relax and recover from the day. The pool looks mighty tempting…
- Evening (7:00 PM): Dinner at the hotel restaurant again. This time, I ordered something I recognised. I think I'm starting to get addicted to the fried chicken. It has such flavor, and it's amazing. Started a book.
- Evening (8:30 PM): The AC is fantastic. Wrote in my journal. This Blitar thing? I think I’m starting to understand what my friend saw in it.
Day 3: The Real Blitar and the Long Goodbye
- Morning (8:00 AM): Trying to avoid the hotel breakfast. I'm getting bored of bland. I started to think about trying to find somewhere.
- Morning (9:00 AM): Walking Tour of Blitar City! I had decided to be bold and explore beyond the hotel walls. I went for a stroll around Blitar City. I had no agenda, I was just going to check it out. I wanted to meet some locals, so I tried to greet everyone…but my Indonesian is terrible. The people are so friendly. There's a certain charm in the chaos.
- Afternoon (12:00 PM): Lunch at a random warung. Got something I couldn't even begin to pronounce. So, so good.
- Afternoon (1:00 PM): Packing. I'm still wondering what that fried chicken recipe is. I want to make it!
- Afternoon (2:00 PM): Pool time. Finally! The water was cool, the sun was warm. I'm going to miss this place.
- Afternoon (4:00 PM): Back to Surabaya and the airport. Ugh. Goodbye, Blitar. I'm not sure when I'll be back, but… I can't deny I'm glad I came.
- Evening: Flight. The end.
Final Thoughts (and a Few Random Observations):
- The Food: Absolutely worth the risk of the spice. Seriously.
- The Locals: The friendliest people in the world. Always smiling, always helpful (even when I was clearly struggling with the language).
- Imperfect Travel: Not every moment was perfect, and that's okay. That's the point, right?
- The Hotel: The Patria Plaza? It did its job. It was a safe harbor in a beautiful, buzzing land.
- Will I be back? Maybe. Definitely wouldn't mind exploring more of Indonesia… It has its way of getting under your skin.
- Recommend for next time: Learn some simple Indonesian phrases!
So there you have it. My Blitar adventure. Messy, chaotic, and utterly unforgettable. Now, if you'll excuse me, I need a very large glass of wine (and maybe a nap).
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Indonesian Paradise Found: Patria Plaza Hotel, Blitar Awaits! – (Or Does It?) – A Very Honest FAQ
Okay, so… Blitar. Why Blitar, and why this specific hotel? Is this like a hidden gem nobody knows about?
Alright, let's be real. Blitar isn't exactly the first place that pops into your head when you think "tropical escape." But listen, I was chasing something… specific. My Great-Aunt Mildred (God bless her heart, though her taste in vacation spots was… "unique") always talked about her time in Blitar. Now, she was known for over-romanticizing *everything*, so I went in with VERY low expectations. Patria Plaza? Found it online. Looked decent enough. Needed a place, you know? So, here we are.
Hidden gem? Nope. More like… a solid, functional choice. It’s clean, the staff are lovely (more on that later), and it's conveniently located near all the, uh, *important* Blitar things. Don’t expect a secret paradise that’ll change your life, but do expect a comfy base camp for your Indonesian adventure (whatever that adventure *is* in Blitar... more on THAT later too, believe me).
The room situation: What's it like? Is it clean? Because, let's face it, "clean" can be a relative term sometimes…
Okay, here's where Patria Plaza actually *shines*. The rooms? Surprisingly good. I’m talking, properly clean. Like, I actually inspected the corners. I was THAT paranoid. And honestly? Minimal dust bunnies. The sheets were crisp and white, which is a major win in my book. Bathrooms? Again, surprisingly pristine. And the AC? Glorious. Absolute life-saver, especially in that Blitar heat. My one gripe, and this is minor, the shower pressure was a bit… gentle. Like a shy kitten. But hey, I'm not complaining too much. I’ve stayed in places where you’d need a hazmat suit just to breathe.
And the view? (Because let's be real, the 'view' is always a thing.) Mine overlooked… well, a street. But a relatively quiet street. So, peace and quiet? Check. That's worth its weight in gold.
About the staff – word on the street is Indonesian hospitality is amazing. Is that true here? Spill the tea!
Oh. My. Goodness. The staff. They were… breathtakingly kind. Genuinely. Like, I’m a cynical New Yorker, okay? I'm used to grunts and eye rolls. These people? Smiles. Every single one. They went above and beyond. I swear, I accidentally dropped my phone in the lobby, and before I could even react, a sweet young woman had it, cleaned it off, and was making sure I was okay. Didn't try to sell me insurance. Didn't offer me a lecture. Just genuinely *cared*. It was… heartwarming. (Okay, I might have teared up a little. Don't judge.)
One day, I wanted some extra pillows because I'm a pillow fiend. Boom. Pillows. No questions asked. They remembered my coffee order at breakfast. The level of attentiveness was… unreal. It's probably the best thing about the hotel. Seriously, the staff made the trip. They are the *real* hidden gem.
Food! Is the breakfast buffet actually worth getting out of bed for? Or is it the usual sad hotel fare?
Breakfast… alright, let's be honest: It's a little hit or miss. There's a good variety, which is a plus. There were the usual suspects: eggs (omelets were a *thing*), toast, some fruit, and the coffee was actually decent. They always had some local Indonesian dishes, which was a nice touch. The nasi goreng (fried rice) was good, sometimes great. But, it never felt super *amazing*. Look, I’m a breakfast snob. I expect perfection. And this was, well… perfectly adequate. You won't be raving about it, but you won't starve, and that's the crucial thing, right? It fills a hole and gets you going for the day. Plus, the breakfast staff had that same amazing, friendly vibe as everyone else. That honestly improves food. Trust me.
Okay, the location. Is it convenient for seeing the sights? What *are* the sights, for that matter?
The location is pretty good. Everything in Blitar is… well, close enough. The hotel is near the main square. It’s within walking distance of some restaurants and shops. (Though, be warned, "shops" in Blitar are a little… limited. Mostly local stuff, which is cool, but don’t expect a luxury shopping spree.) You can easily grab a taxi or a Grab (the Indonesian version of Uber – USE IT!) to get around. The *main* draw of Blitar is probably the Bung Karno Mausoleum (Soekarno's tomb), where you can learn about Indonesia's first president. Plus, there are some temples and waterfalls nearby. Just… do your research beforehand. I'm not gonna lie, Blitar isn't exactly overflowing with tourist attractions. You might want to consider hiring a driver for a day or two to get around. It'll save you the taxi-hunt hassle. It's nice, but, like I said… expect a more low-key experience.
Was there anything you disliked? Any major downsides we should know about?
Okay, I'm trying to be balanced here, so here’s the truth: The internet was… a bit patchy. Not the end of the world, but definitely annoying when you're trying to upload photos or stream something. Also, and this is a minor nitpick, the hotel's decor is… let's call it "classic". It's not exactly modern design. It has a certain… charm… if you squint. But, honestly, those are minor quibbles. The only major thing that got me was the shower water pressure! But you get used to it. Really, for the price and the location and the staff, it was absolutely worth it. But don't expect a five-star experience. It’s a very solid, three or four-star hotel with some exceptional staff.
Anything *really* weird or memorable happen? Give us the good stuff!
Okay, this is where things get interesting. One day, coming back to the hotel, I was soaked to the bone from a sudden downpour. Like, biblical rain. I was a sopping, miserable mess. The rain had knocked out the power in the area. I walked in, dripping all over the marble floors (sorry, hotel!), and the lobby was plunged into darkness. Everything's black, right? And then, out of nowhere, the front desk staff (bless their little hearts) *start singing*. Like, in perfectly harmonized Indonesian. A beautiful, lilting melody that floated through the gloom. It was surreal. And beautiful. I stood there, a drenched, shivering wreck, listening to this gorgeous impromptu concert. It was so unexpected, so… *Indonesian*… I’ll never forget it. TotallyYour Stay Hub
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