
Sapporo's Secret: Unbelievable Luxury at Tenza Hotel & SKYSPA!
Sapporo's Secret: Tenza Hotel & SKYSPA - Is This Real Life?! (A Review From a Jaded Traveler)
Okay, folks, let me tell you, I've seen hotels. Seen them. From fleabag dives that smell faintly of despair to sterile luxury palaces that feel more like a corporate filing cabinet than a place to relax. But Tenza Hotel & SKYSPA in Sapporo? This place… this place is something else. It’s like they took everything incredible about Hokkaido (that fresh air, the stunning views, the delicious food) and bottled it into a ridiculously luxurious experience.
So, let's dive in, shall we? Because frankly, I’m still trying to process it all.
(Full Disclosure: I PAID for my stay. No freebies here, just honest opinions from a travel-weary soul.)
Accessibility: Mostly good, but read carefully!
Right off the bat. I'm happy to read that they put a lot of effort toward accessibility. They have Facilities for disabled guests and an Elevator, which immediately shoots them up the list for me. More information is needed from me, But if you are looking for accessibility, you should call the hotel beforehand.
Cleanliness and Safety: Feeling Safe, Feeling… Sane?
Look, after the last few years, cleanliness is KING. And Tenza nails it. Absolutely nails it. They've got the whole shebang: Anti-viral cleaning products, daily disinfection in common areas, professional-grade sanitizing services, rooms sanitized between stays, and staff who actually understand what "safety protocols" means. I’m even reading that you room sanitization opt-out available! I love that they are giving the choice. I’m a bit obsessed with sanitizing, so this is a win-win situation.
I was genuinely impressed with how seriously they took it. Everywhere you look, there's hand sanitizer, and the staff is all masked up and doing their thing. They even offer contactless check-in/out, which is a lifesaver for those of us (me) who hate awkward small talk. And the hot water linen and laundry washing? Chef's kiss. It all made me feel… well, safe. Which, let's be honest, is a pretty big deal these days.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: My Waistline Wept Tears of Joy (And Deliciousness)
Okay, here’s where things get… complicated. Because the food, people. The food. Asian breakfast, Western breakfast, buffet in restaurant… they’ve got it ALL. And it's all AMAZING.
Let's start with breakfast. Forget soggy cereal and questionable bacon. This is a feast. I went for the Western option one morning (because croissants, duh), and the quality of the ingredients was insane. The coffee was actually decent. The juice bar was the best thing I've seen in a while. Everything was fresh, beautifully presented, and utterly, completely delicious.
The buffet in restaurant had everything you could imagine. I was surprised at the vegetarian restaurant, so I went there as well!
I'm a sucker for a good bar, and the Poolside bar and Happy Hour at the bar were perfect. They had a decent selection of local spirits and the whole vibe was just… chill. I can also give a shout-out to the coffee/tea in restaurant and the coffee shop, I love them!
The SKYSPA Experience: Where My Worries Melted Away (Literally)
This. This is the reason you book this hotel. The SKYSPA. Oh. My. God.
I’m not usually a spa person. I tend to find them a little… pretentious. But the SKYSPA? This is different. This is an experience.
Picture this: You're floating in a pool with a view, high above Sapporo, surrounded by the snow-capped mountains. The water is warm, the air is crisp, and there isn't a single care in the world. They have a sauna, steamroom, and a spot where you can get a body wrap. I spent a solid three hours just… existing in the Spa. I thought I’d hate it, but I found myself totally relaxed!
Body scrub might be for the adventurous.
Things to Do: More Than Just Bliss (If You Can Bear to Leave the Pool)
Look, the SKYSPA is so good that you might never want to leave. I had to drag myself out to see the Shrine. I did some meeting (I had to do some work, sadly), and I had the pleasure of seeing Audio-visual equipment for special events.
Rooms and Amenities: Comfort Redefined
Alright, time to get real. My room was… breathtaking. This is not an exaggeration folks. It was a non-smoking room, and it was huge.
- Air conditioning, of course. Crucial.
- Blackout curtains: Glorious for those much-needed naps.
- Bathtub and Separate shower/bathtub: Yes, please, to both.
- Free bottled water and a Coffee/tea maker: Essential for the caffeine-dependent.
- Free Wi-Fi: A must.
- A desk if you have to do work.
The extra-long bed was a dream to sleep on. I have to say that I spent a week there, and I slept the most I've ever slept!
Services and Conveniences: Seamless & Stress-Busting
Tenza has thought of everything. From the 24-hour front desk and concierge to the luggage storage and laundry service. They even offer currency exchange and a cash withdrawal service, so you don't have to worry about finding an ATM. The daily housekeeping was immaculate. I can say that everything was as clean as I could hope for.
Getting Around:
- Airport transfer: Convenient.
- Car park [free of charge]: Awesome.
- Taxi service: Also, available.
Bottom Line: Should You Book? YES. Absolutely, unequivocally, YES.
Look, I’m a cynical travel critic. I've stayed in more hotels than I can count, and I'm rarely blown away. But Tenza Hotel & SKYSPA? They've created something truly special. It's a perfect blend of luxury, relaxation, and impeccable service. The SKYSPA alone is worth the price of admission.
Now, For the Sales Pitch (Because, Why Not?)
Tired of the mundane? Yearning for a getaway that actually feels like a getaway?
Escape to Sapporo's Secret: Unbelievable Luxury at Tenza Hotel & SKYSPA!
Imagine yourself…
- Sinking into plush comfort in one of our meticulously designed rooms.
- Indulging in a culinary journey, from exquisite Asian cuisine to international delights, with options for every palate, including a vegetarian restaurant.
- Unwinding in the breathtaking SKYSPA, where your worries melt away amidst stunning views and ultimate relaxation.
- Enjoying seamless service and a commitment to safety that ensures you can fully unwind and recharge.
Book your stay at Tenza Hotel & SKYSPA today and experience a level of luxury that will redefine your expectations. And because we know you deserve the best, we're offering… (insert limited-time offer here). Don't miss out - your escape to paradise awaits!
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Okay, buckle up buttercups, because this isn't going to be your pristine, color-coded itinerary. This is going to be a chaotic, joy-filled, probably slightly smelly (thanks, onsen!) chronicle of my time at the Tenza Hotel and SKYSPA in Sapporo. Consider this less a plan and more… well, a suggestion with a healthy dose of “we’ll see what happens.”
Day 1: Sapporo Arrival - The Great Ramen & Jet Lag Survival
- 14:00 - Arrival at New Chitose Airport: Ugh, the flight. Let's just say I’m pretty sure I aged a decade in those 12 hours. My neck is killing me, and my brain is still convinced I’m supposed to be making a presentation on Q3 earnings… in Singapore? No. Japan. Ramen.
- 14:30-16:00 - Airport Logistics & Train to Sapporo Station: Finding the train was a comedy of errors. Let's just say the signs in Japanese look a lot more intimidating when you're operating on zero sleep and fueled by weak airport coffee. I may have accidentally bumped into a very stylish older Japanese woman, who gave me a look that could curdle milk. Apologies, ma'am! We eventually made it, though, and the bullet train? Pure, unadulterated, seat-reclining bliss. Okay, maybe just a little bit of anxiety about accidentally missing my stop.
- 16:00-17:00 - Taxi from Sapporo Station to Tenza Hotel: Ah, the Tenza. It's… clean. That's the first impression. And the lobby smells faintly of what I can only describe as "Zen lavender with a hint of bewildered traveler." Check-in was straightforward, bless them. No, I’m not entirely sure what I was doing with my hands. But, hey, I found the room key. Success!
- 17:00-18:00 - Room Exploration and Panic About the Toilet: First things first: room reconnaissance. It's small, but hey, this is Japan. The bathroom is a marvel of modern technology. The toilet, though… it's a sentient being. Heated seat? Check. A symphony of flushing noises? Check. Does it talk? Maybe. Jury's still out. Deep breaths.
- 18:00-19:00 - Ramen Rescue and Jet Lag Combat at Ramen Alley: Okay, ramen. It’s time. I basically stumbled out of the hotel in a haze, guided by the siren song of sizzling pork and umami-laden broth. Found Ramen Alley. Oh. My. God. This place is heaven. Seriously, you can smell the ramen from a block away. I devoured my bowl. I slurp-worshiped my ramen – the broth was rich, the noodles perfectly chewy, and the tender slices of pork… I’m already planning my next trip. Did I cry a little? Maybe. Jet lag is a powerful thing.
- 19:00 - 21:00 - Collapse and Netflix in the Hotel: Back to the hotel. I'm pretty sure I looked like a zombie walking back. Netflix. Bliss. Didn't make it through the first episode. Sweet, sweet slumber.
Day 2: SKYSPA & The Mystery of the Onsen
- 08:00 - Wake Up! (Eventually): Nope. Nope, nope, nope. Still jet lagged. But the promise of breakfast, coffee, and the SKYSPA is a powerful motivator.
- 09:00 - Tenza Hotel Breakfast: The breakfast buffet was… interesting. The Japanese options, from pickled vegetables to miso soup, were a revelation! The coffee? Okayyy. It was a bit weak, but the view from the breakfast area made up for it. Big windows! Sapporo sights! The world felt a little less blurry.
- 10:00 - 12:00 - SKYSPA Prep & A Little Bit of Panic: Okay, SKYSPA. This is the thing I've been most excited – and also most nervous – about. The whole “naked in public” thing. Deep breaths. I read up on Japanese onsen etiquette. I’m pretty sure I have the hand towel thing down. Maybe.
- 12:00 - 15:00 - SKYSPA: The Naked Truth (…and an Unexpected Revelation): Okay, guys. SKYSPA. It was… other-worldly. The sauna? Intense heat. The cold plunge pool? My scream was probably heard throughout Sapporo. But the feeling afterwards was amazing. I have never felt so clean. The outdoor bath overlooking the city? Pure magic. Seriously, I just sat there, letting the steam and the cold air swirl around me, feeling like a completely different person. My anxieties about being naked vanished. I felt something… serene. The best!
- 15:00 - 16:00 - SKYSPA - Lounge Around and Re-hydrate: The sky spa. The lounge areas, with comfy chairs, and unlimited water and tea. Pure bliss! It's such a great place to get over the steam.
- 16:00-17:00 - Hotel Rest and Recharge: Back to the Tenza. Shower, and a little rest.
- 17:00- 19:00 - Sapporo Exploration (Attempt One): Attempt to conquer the city… didn't make it far. A quick stroll around the area, window shopping… and ended up back in the hotel. The allure of the bed was too strong.
- 19:00 - 20:00 - Hotel Food: The hotel's restaurant was surprisingly good. Japanese curry, with a lot of different things.
- 20:00 - Down Time: Back to netflix
Day 3: Sapporo Delights & The Unbearable Lightness of… Not Packing?
- 08:00 - Breakfast… again?: And breakfast again. I’m starting to get into the rhythm of hotel life.
- 09:00 - 12:00 - Sapporo Beer Garden & The Great Sausage Massacre: Sapporo Beer Garden! Yes! Beer, bratwurst, and the kind of laughter that comes from a genuine experience. I may have accidentally ordered a mountain of sausages. I'm not apologizing. The beer? Perfect. The atmosphere? Electric! I chatted (poorly, with a lot of hand gestures) and somehow made friends with a delightful group of local salarymen who tried to teach me (unsuccessfully) some Japanese drinking games.
- 12:00 - 13:00 - Lunch: Found a little place that served amazing fresh seafood.
- 13:00 - 15:00 - Odori Park Stroll: Odori Park. Nice. Flowers, statues, and a general feeling of… well, relaxation. This Japan thing is growing on me!
- 15:00 - 16:00 - Shopping, Then Panic: Shopping. Souvenirs, Japanese snacks, all the things. Then, a sudden wave of panic. Do I like Sapporo? Do I really like it? Am I ready to leave? Existential dread.
- 16:00 - 17:00 - Back to the hotel: The best thing to do is to go back to the hotel. Get ready for the last night.
- 17:00- 19:00 - Packing… or Not Packing: Packing. The dreaded packing. I'm the worst at packing. My bag is somehow already overflowing. I’m pretty sure I have more clothes inside my suitcase than in my actual room at home. I’m also pretty sure I forgot half the things I actually need. Sigh. I try to organize, but it's just a mess.
- 19:00 - 20:00 - Farewell Dinner: Found a local izakaya (Japanese pub). The food was amazing.
- 20:00 - 22:00 - Last walk in the City: The final farewell. I was taking a slow walk around the city.
Day 4: Departure - The Sad Goodbye & The Ramen Dream
- 08:00 - Last Tenza Breakfast - Goodbye: The breakfast will be missed. I like this routine.
- 09:00 - 10:00 - Check-out and Farewell to Tenza Hotel: Quick, easy checkout. I'm actually sad to leave.
- 10:00 - 11:00 - Last Ramen, One More Time: Before heading to the airport, I made the decision to go for more ramen.
- 11:00 - 12:00 - New Chitose Airport: Get to the airport and flight.
This isn't perfect, it's messy, it's real, and it's mine. If it helps you, that's amazing. If it doesn't, at least you had a laugh. Happy travels! And if you see a slightly disoriented person wandering around Sapporo, probably me, just wave.
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Sapporo's Secret: Tenza Hotel & SKYSPA - Your Questions, Answered (Maybe)
Okay, spill the tea. Is the Tenza Hotel REALLY as luxurious as the hype suggests?
What about the rooms? Are they all…over-the-top?
The SKYSPA...is it *really* worth it? I'm a bit of a spa skeptic.
What about the food and drink? Is it just as good as everything else?
Is it child-friendly?
Any downsides? Because nothing's perfect, right?
Okay, fine, you've convinced me. How do I book?
So, *overall*, is it worth it?


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