Odessa's BEST Kept Secret: Residence Inn Luxury? (TX)
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because we're about to dive headfirst into Odessa's BEST Kept Secret: Residence Inn Luxury? (TX). And by dive, I mean, splosh right in, imperfections and all. Forget the polished brochures, we're doing REAL talk. This isn't your grandma's hotel review. This is a review that will read like a drunk journal after a great night out.
First Impressions: A Texan Hug (and then some)
Okay, so "Luxury" might be a slight stretch, but let's be honest, in Odessa, TX, anything that isn't a dusty motel feels like a win. Driving up, the Residence Inn looks… well, decent. Clean lines, not a lot of flash, BUT the sheer presence of an elevator in Odessa? GOLD. Immediately, points for accessibility. And speaking of…
Accessibility: Bless Their Hearts (Mostly)
Okay, so let's talk accessibility because this is important and it's often the first thing that gets overlooked. I did check this out extensively. Wheelchair access? Yep, ramps, elevators, the whole shebang. That's a MAJOR win. The rooms themselves? Generally, built with accessibility in mind. Wide doors, grab bars in the bathrooms, and a shower that doesn’t require you to be a contortionist to get clean. Now, the devil’s in the details: how well maintained these features are is a total 'roll of the dice.' I noticed a few things, but let's get to that.
The Room: Your Oasis (Maybe?)
Alright, the rooms. Comfortable beds, a decent-sized work area (remember, gotta get that Texas work done!), and… a mini-fridge! Score! Free bottled water (essential for survival, especially in West Texas). Now, here’s the real kicker: FREE Wi-Fi in all rooms! This is a HUGE deal, folks. No nickel-and-diming for internet access. And that's the thing that counts. There's also Internet access [LAN], and if you're old school you might think about bringing your own internet cables and that's perfectly understandable. You've also got all the staples like the air conditioning and even the non-smoking rooms, although I did smell cigarette smoke in the hallway. But let's not dwell on it.
Cleanliness & Safety: The Covid-Era Dance
Now, let's get into the COVID-era, and how well this hotel keeps up.
- Anti-viral cleaning products? Supposedly.
- Breakfast in room? Hmmm, I didn't see that.
- Daily disinfection in common areas? Probably, it seemed well-maintained.
- Individually-wrapped food options? Yes! Huge plus.
- Physical distancing of at least 1 meter? Moderately, depends on how busy it is. The lobby can be a little hectic.
- Rooms sanitized between stays? They promise.
Restaurants, Dining, and the Fine Art of Feeding Yourself
Okay, I'm not gonna lie, Odessa's culinary scene isn't exactly Michelin Star material. The Residence Inn does have a breakfast buffet. Breakfast [buffet] is the name of the game. And it's… well, it's breakfast. The usual suspects: eggs (sometimes rubbery), bacon (sometimes… less than crispy), and the questionable breakfast sausage. But hey, it's included, and you can load up on coffee and juice. I wasn't feeling breakfast the morning I was there, and I kind of wish there was a Breakfast in room option, because I'm not a huge fan of the breakfast [buffet].
Because there are no restaurants or lounges on-site, you'll need to find some alternatives, and trust me, the options are… limited.
Things To Do & Ways to Relax: Odessa Style
Okay, let's be honest, Odessa isn't exactly a hotbed of entertainment. However, there's a gym/fitness, which makes you want to sweat it out. There's even a pool with a view, which is great. It's an outdoor pool, so bring your swim trunks. You could have a spa day with a sauna, steamroom, or whatever else fits your fancy! Now, whether the spa is actually running or what the prices are is anyone's guess.
Services & Conveniences: The Little Things That Matter
- Cash withdrawal? Probably from a nearby ATM.
- Concierge? Not really.
- Daily housekeeping? Yes!
- Doorman? Nope, it's Odessa, not the Ritz.
- Elevator? YES! (Still a win!)
- Facilities for disabled guests? Yes, mentioned earlier.
- Food delivery? Yes, from local places (see dining section).
- Luggage storage? Yup.
- Meeting/banquet facilities? They have them.
And For The Kids?
This place is more family/child friendly, even though I was alone in my room. Babysitting service? I doubt it.
The Verdict: So, Should You Stay?
Look, Residence Inn in Odessa isn't going to blow your mind. It's not the Four Seasons, and it doesn’t pretend to be. BUT it's a comfortable, clean, and reasonably priced option for Odessa. Especially if you need the accessibility features. The free Wi-Fi is a huge plus. It’s a solid choice if you're looking for a convenient, reliable, and relatively hassle-free stay in West Texas. And sometimes, that's all you need.
Here's The Offer I'd Create, Folks!
Odessa's Hidden Gem: Your Stress-Free Stay Awaits!
Tired of the ordinary Odessa experience? Craving a comfortable haven where convenience reigns supreme? Then discover Odessa's BEST Kept Secret: Residence Inn!
Here's What You Get:
- Unbeatable Comfort: Plush beds, spacious rooms, and all the amenities you need to relax and recharge after a long day of…whatever you do in Odessa.
- Free Wi-Fi: Stay connected with lightning-fast internet in every room, because who wants to pay extra for that?
- Accessibility Champion: We welcome everyone! With our amazing wheelchair accessibility and more, everyone will feel right at home.
- Fuel Your Day: Enjoy a complimentary breakfast to get you ready to take on Odessa.
- Safety First: We're committed to your well-being, with enhanced cleaning protocols and staff trained in safety best practices.
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- 10% off your stay
- Complimentary Welcome Drink
- Free Parking
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Why This Offer?
- Highlights the Key Selling Points: Focuses on the comfort, free Wi-Fi, accessibility, and other key benefits.
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- SEO Optimized: It incorporates the keywords, helping search engines find this review.
Okay, I'm done. Go book the hotel or don't, its up to you. Just remember, this is West Texas, and the bar ain't set terribly high. But, hey, Residence Inn ain't bad. And that elevator? Still a win.
Escape to Comfort: Hawthorn Suites Conyers, GA
Alright, buckle up, buttercups, because you're about to embark on a journey through… well, Odessa, Texas. Specifically, a journey through my Odessa experience, staying at the Residence Inn. And let me tell you, it's not going to be all sunshine and roses. Or rather, maybe it will be sunshine, because, you know, Texas. But roses? Nah, probably more like prickly pear cacti. Anyway, here we go:
Day 1: Arrival and the Crushing Reality of…Odessa
1:00 PM: Arrived at Midland International Airport (MAF). Okay, first impression: this airport feels like it was built in the 1950s and hasn't been updated since. The carpet is that classic, vaguely stained industrial thing. The air smells…distinct. Let's just call it "West Texas air." Grabbed my rental car – a sensible yet inexplicably beige sedan. Immediately hit a snag: the rental guy tried to upsell me on insurance with the tenacity of a seasoned Vegas dealer. Decided to roll the dice, opting out of the premium cover. Wish me luck.
2:00 PM: Check-in at Residence Inn Odessa. Okay, first impressions of this place: it's a Residence Inn. You know the drill. Spacious, slightly generic room with a kitchenette that promises a life of microwaved delights. Immediately did the obligatory bed jump. Success! It's a sleep-able mattress. Whew. Big relief. The woman at the front desk was friendly enough, but I swear I saw her stifle a yawn. Probably had a long day of dealing with… well, you know, Odessa.
3:00 PM – 4:00 PM: Room tour and unpacking. The fridge hums, the microwave mocks my future attempts at culinary prowess. Found the welcome package: a bottle of water (bless), a small packet of instant coffee (double bless), and a brochure for…a car wash. Ah, the joys of travel. Opened the window and took in the view: a vast expanse of parking lot and…another Residence Inn. This is the kind of view that makes you contemplate the meaning of life, or at least the meaning of your travel choices.
4:00 PM: The dreaded "Walmart run". Listen, I hate Walmart. But when you're in a small town and need snacks and, let's be honest, something to do, it's Walmart or bust. I brave the fluorescent lights, the overflowing aisles, and the sheer quantity of everything. Came out victorious, bag overflowing with chips, soda, and a travel-sized bottle of hand sanitizer. (Gotta stay healthy, even in the Wild West.)
5:00 PM – 7:00 PM: Settled back in the room. Spent the next two hours doom-scrolling on my phone, feeling a weird mix of boredom and mild existential dread. Watched a terrible movie on Netflix. Ate chips for dinner. This is what they call the "travel high" apparently.
7:00 PM: Attempted to go to dinner at, I think, a Mexican place called "Rosa's Cafe". The name sounded right, but the coordinates on my GPS had me driving in circles in a nondescript part of town. Gave up. I was, by this point, too defeated for Tex-Mex. (Or maybe I was just hangry). Instead, ordered a pizza via delivery. It's the only food I'd eat right then. As I sat on my bed eating, I felt this odd mix of being the only tourist in town.
8:00 PM: Pizza and self-pity. The pizza was…pizza. Ate, then fell asleep with the TV on.
Day 2: Oil, History, and a Surprise
8:00 AM: Breakfast! Residence Inns and their free breakfasts: a double-edged sword. On one hand, free food. On the other, it's usually a buffet of mediocre pre-packaged items. This one was no exception: rubbery scrambled eggs, sad-looking sausage, and those awful little pastries that taunt you with their sugary promises. But I'm hungry so I soldiered on. Coffee was strong, though, which is a win.
9:00 AM – 11:00 AM: The Permian Basin Petroleum Museum. Alright, I was dreading this a little, but honestly, it's fascinating. Oil derricks, vintage cars, and exhibits detailing the history of the oil boom (and bust) in the Permian Basin. The sheer scale of everything is astounding. I walked through, kind of impressed. You gotta see it, even though I'm not really an oil person. The museum shop had a weird mix of geological stuff and oil-themed souvenirs. Snagged a "Future Oil Tycoon" onesie for my nephew, because…Texas.
11:00 AM – 12:00 PM: Driving around Odessa, trying to get a feel for the place. Odessa is…flat. Really, really flat. The roads are wide, the buildings are low, and the wind… well, the wind is always there. Found the Odessa Meteor Crater. Took a picture of the sign. Didn't see a crater.
12:00 PM – 1:00 PM: Lunch at a local diner. Found a perfectly fine diner. Hearty portions, greasy food, and the kind of waitress who calls you "honey." The food was not bad, but I was the only person in the restaurant.
2:00 PM – 4:00 PM: I spent the afternoon, wandering around some more until I saw an unassuming gallery. It was a tiny art gallery. But a very good one. The art was not bad. I'd describe myself as a non-art person, but I liked it.
4:00 PM – 6:00 PM: Back at the Residence Inn. Used the facilities, caught up on emails, and started feeling that "settling in" feeling.
6:00 PM: The BIG SURPRISE! My flight home was canceled. It was the worst, since I suddenly had to find a hotel room. After calling the airline to find the next flight, I went down to the front desk (good) to get help (bad). The woman at the front desk was very kind and sympathetic. She got me the next best flight to Dallas. This would have been stressful, except for the kindness of the staff.
9:00 PM: In-room dining again, this time with some chicken takeout.
Day 3: Departure (and a Sigh of Relief)
8:00 AM: Another hotel breakfast. Ate the same things as yesterday, but without all the angst. Got an early start.
9:00 AM: Checked out, drove back to the airport, and stood in the airport for a long time.
10:00 AM: Boarded my flight.
11:00 AM: Airborne. Odessa shrinking in the distance, looking even flatter than I remembered.
Thoughts: Odessa… is an experience. It's not a city you fall in love with, but it's a place that gives you a unique perspective on life. It's honest and real.
So, there you have it. My Odessa adventure. It wasn't glamorous, it wasn't Instagram-worthy, but it was mine. And honestly? I wouldn't trade it for anything. (Okay, maybe a trip to Paris. But you know.)
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