Escape to Paradise: TasEV Guesthouse, Nicosia's Hidden Gem
Alright, buckle up, buttercups, because we're diving headfirst into Escape to Paradise: TasEV Guesthouse, Nicosia's Hidden Gem. And let me tell you, I've spent the last week practically living there (for research, of course! 😉), and now I'm ready to spill the beans, the baklava, and everything in between. This isn't your average, cookie-cutter review. This is real - the good, the maybe-not-so-good, and the downright glorious.
First off, let's get the practical stuff out of the way. Accessibility. They're claiming to be all inclusive, and the website blabs about facilities for disabled guests. Honestly, I didn't need those, but I do appreciate when places at least think about it. I poked around a bit, and yeah, there's an elevator, which is always a plus in a charming, older place like this. But I'm curious: What does "facilities for disabled guests" really mean? Hmm… I'll need to get a second opinion on that. Need to dig deeper to find out how truly accommodating they are. Gotta be honest, that's a bit vague.
Internet. A big YES to free Wi-Fi in all rooms! Amen! And, shockingly, it actually works. No more frantic finger-tapping and praying to the internet gods. And they have LAN connections! Whoa! Talk about a blast from the past! A bit of a surprise, but a welcome one for the old-school networkers among us. The speed? Snappy enough for streaming, even though I spent most of my time staring out the window at the…wait for it…view.
Things to Do/Relax… This is where things get interesting. Okay, so they have a pool with a view. That view, my friends, is the stuff of travel magazine dreams. Seriously. Turquoise water shimmering under the Cypriot sun. I spent a solid afternoon just staring at it, letting my brain turn to mush. I feel like that pool alone could sell this place. Worth the price of admission.
But here's the thing: I'm not much of a gym rat. However, the fitness center was surprisingly well-equipped; and the sauna, I tested out as well. It was… a sauna. You know. Hot. Sweaty. Good for the soul, I guess. No opinion. I'm going to double-down on the pool instead. I did a lot of people-watching from my privileged position. Some old guy was trying to chat up a young woman by the pool. Bless him.
And the spa? Oh, the spa. They offer body wraps, massages, and body scrubs. I'm not usually a spa person, but after a day of exploring Nicosia's dusty streets, I treated myself. I went for the full works, because, why not? I'm there for the experience, people! The masseuse, bless her, was an absolute magician, kneading away all the stress I’d been carrying around. It was so good I almost fell asleep. It was like melting into a cloud of lavender and bliss. Pure, unadulterated yes. Honestly, worth the entire trip. I'm dreaming of going back! Seriously.
Now, let's wander into the Dining, Drinking, and Snacking corner. They have restaurants, a bar, a coffee shop, a poolside bar and room service 24 hour, which is always great. I'm a sucker for a poolside cocktail, and their Mojitos are dangerously good. They have Asian, International, Vegetarian, and Western options, so even the pickiest eater should find something.
The breakfast buffet? A mixed bag. The Asian breakfast was a quirky adventure. The Western breakfast was a solid classic. I might have overdone it on the pastries one morning… (don't judge me, they were flaky perfection!). Breakfast in the room is an option, too… I'd recommend that, after the spa… I have a thing for room service, tbh.
And, the service.. They have a daily disinfection and staff trained in safety protocol which is also really important to me these days.
Cleanliness and Safety. I felt safe here. They were on top of a few things. Anti-viral cleaning products, hand sanitizer, and the like. I appreciated that the place was super clean. They had to be. I didn't see any obvious signs of grime, and you know that's a huge plus. The room, between stays, was sanitized, which is comforting these days. Definitely a place that takes safety and cleanliness seriously.
Services and Conveniences. The perks! Air conditioning, thank the heavens. Daily housekeeping, and a concierge who could probably find me a unicorn if I asked nicely. The luggage storage was a lifesaver on check out day. They have a shop and a gift shop, which is handy if you’re, you know, a last-minute souvenir kind of person. They offer currency exchange, which is helpful, too. The elevator is a godsend, and the front desk 24-hour is essential.
For the Kids. I saw children around. They have babysitting service and kids facilities, so it's clearly family friendly.
Getting Around. Airport transfer, car park on site and free of charge! They also have taxi service, which is the easiest way to get around. I'm not a driver in a foreign country, but if you are, they've got you covered.
Available in All Rooms. And this is important. The air conditioning that made sure I have a great night sleep, bathrobes, coffee and tea maker, free bottled water, a hair dryer, and an in-room safe. Oh, plus the blackout curtains – crucial for anyone who loves a good lie-in. Wi-fi [free], and window that opens. They provided everything I needed.
Room Specifics: From their "Additional toilet" to the "Wake-up service", there is a lot. I chose a non-smoking room, and it was indeed that. The beds were comfy, and the furniture was adequate. The view from my window? Heavenly. I would've stayed for months just to look at that view. The Sofa.
The Anecdote. One day, I ordered room service (obviously), and they accidentally brought me the wrong dish. But the waiter, bless his heart, went above and beyond to fix it. He was all apologies and smiles, and within minutes, I had my food, and it was delicious. It was a minor mishap, but it really showcased the level of service at TasEV. They genuinely care about their guests.
The Quirky Observation: I saw a couple trying to be romantic in the pool, but they kept getting splashed by a group of kids playing Marco Polo. It was both hilarious and endearing at the same time. Life, I guess.
The Emotional Reaction: I loved this place. I really, truly did. Okay, it might not be perfect. But the combination of charm, excellent service, and that view… it's hard to beat. I felt pampered, relaxed, and genuinely happy during my stay. I left feeling refreshed and ready to face the world again.
The Imperfection: There was one slight hiccup. The safe had a few problems. Nothing huge, just a minor inconvenience.
The Opinionated Language: This place is a MUST-BOOK. The pool is incredible. The spa is dreamy. The service is excellent. The location is fantastic. It's the perfect escape.
My Offer: ESCAPE TO PARADISE!
Are you ready to ditch the everyday and step into a world of sun-drenched relaxation and Cypriot charm? Then book your stay at Escape to Paradise: TasEV Guesthouse.
Here’s what you get:
- Unforgettable Views: Wake up to the breathtaking beauty of Nicosia, every single day!
- Spa Bliss: Pamper yourself with a massage, body wrap, or body scrub.
- Poolside Paradise: Lounge by our stunning outdoor pool, with a cocktail in hand.
- Impeccable Service: We're here to make your stay as perfect as possible. Tell us what you need!
- Delicious Dining: Enjoy a diverse range of cuisine, from Asian delicacies to classic Western dishes.
- Cozy Comfort: Relax in beautifully appointed rooms with all the amenities you need.
- Safe and Secure: We prioritize your safety and well-being with rigorous cleaning protocols.
- Convenient Location: Explore the heart of Nicosia with ease, with convenient access to all attractions.
Book now, and receive a complimentary welcome drink and a special discount on your first spa treatment! (Limited time offer, so don’t miss out!).
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TasEV Tales: A Nicosia Ramble (with a side of existential crisis)
Alright, buckle up, buttercups. This isn't your glossy, perfectly-planned travel brochure. This is real. My real, slightly frazzled, and utterly bewildered experience at TasEV Guesthouse in Nicosia, Cyprus. Prepare for a wild ride, filled with questionable decisions, questionable tan lines, and a whole lotta pita.
Day 1: Arrival & Immediate Confusion (Plus Glorious Halloumi)
- 14:00 - Landed at Larnaca Airport (LCA): Okay, first hurdle: surviving the airport. Holy humidity, Batman! I swear, I walked off the plane looking like I'd just run a marathon… in a swamp. Found my pre-booked transfer (thank God for foresight, even if it was just luck this time). The driver, a kindly old man with a handlebar moustache, kept muttering about the "crazy tourists." Fair enough, I thought, already sweating through my floral shirt.
- 15:30 - Check-in at TasEV: The guesthouse, tucked away in a charming, slightly crumbling alley (aka perfect), looked inviting. But the check-in… oh, the check-in. The lovely owner, Eleni, bless her soul, seemed perpetually frazzled. I'm pretty sure she offered me coffee before I'd even given her my name. "Welcome! Coffee? Tired? Don't worry, everything is a mess, but that's Cyprus, yass" she said, and I immediately knew I was home. She had a cat named Pickle, who kept judging me.
- 16:00 - Room Reconnaissance: My room was… rustic. Let's go with that. Think charm meets questionable plumbing. The air conditioning was a sputtering beast, but the balcony… the balcony was pure gold. Overlooking a tiny courtyard with bougainvillea spilling everywhere. Instant Instagram fodder (even though my battery was already at 20%).
- 17:00 - First Lunch - Halloumi Heaven: Found a tiny, unassuming taverna a few steps from the guesthouse. I swear, I almost tripped on the way there, but all was forgiven when I saw the menu. Halloumi. Everywhere. I devoured a plate of grilled halloumi, drizzled with lemon juice and olive oil, feeling my soul slowly reassemble itself. Life-changing. This is why I came to Cyprus. This, and maybe the sun. And possibly the slightly-tipsy feeling I had after two glasses of local wine.
- 19:00 - Wandering aimlessly in the Old Town: Okay, so "wandering aimlessly" is my default setting. I got lost within five minutes. Spent a good hour trying to decipher the street signs (they're in Greek, FYI). Ended up at the Venetian Walls, feeling simultaneously awe-struck and utterly alone. The walls were magnificent on top of an immense wall, looking over the city. The sunsets are beautiful, even if you're with yourself.
- 21:00 - Dinner & Existential Dread: I'm not ashamed to admit I ate more halloumi. And some souvlaki. And a small mountain of pita bread. Found a cute spot with twinkling lights. Now, here's where things get a bit… messy. The wine kicked in, and suddenly, I was contemplating the meaning of life. And the lifespan of a mosquito. And whether I’d ever master the art of not getting lost. (Spoiler alert: probably not).
Day 2: Cross-Border Chaos & a Double Dose of Halloumi
- 09:00 - Breakfast (with Pickle the Cat): Eleni, bless her cotton socks, made a delicious spread of toast, local honey, and strong coffee. Pickle, the judgmental feline, sprawled across the table, judging my every bite. Frankly, I think she was judging my choice of shirt as well.
- 10:00 - Crossing the Border - The most frustrating thing I have ever done: Okay, so I decided to be “cultured.” That meant a trip across the Green Line (the UN buffer zone) into the Turkish Republic of Northern Cyprus (TRNC). Sounds easy, right? WRONG. It was a bureaucratic nightmare. Passport checks, forms, more forms, confused looks… I think I aged a year in those 30 minutes. Made it through, though!
- 11:00 - Exploring North Nicosia: A completely different vibe. The mosques, the bustling markets, the smells of spices… It's like stepping into another world. I wandered through the Büyük Han (a beautiful old caravanserai), bought a (questionable) scarf, and felt utterly and completely overwhelmed. The only refuge I found, of course, was a little cafe that sold… you guessed it: halloumi.
- 14:00 - Back in the South (and severely in need of a nap): Crossing back was… less stressful. Still a border crossing. Still passport checks. Still, I swear, the same confused look from the officer. But I'd survived. I'd seen two countries, and eaten even more halloumi! So there's that.
- 15:00 - Siesta in my room: The sputtering aircon and the questionable plumbing were forgotten. Exhaustion took over, and I crashed. I woke up a few hours later, disoriented but strangely refreshed.
- 18:00 - Dinner (Halloumi Obsession Continues): Found another taverna (surprise!) and proceeded to order my usual. I think the waiter recognised me at this point. He just smiled and brought me a plate of the good stuff. No questions asked. This is my life now.
- 20:00 - Rooftop Bar (Almost Didn't Happen): Eleni suggested a rooftop bar with amazing views. I was tempted to just stay in my room and watch reruns. But I dragged myself out. And thank heavens for that! The views were breathtaking, the cocktails were strong, and I made a friend (a Scottish guy who shared my love of halloumi). We chatted for hours, laughing, and watching the city lights twinkle below. This is the life.
Day 3: Farewell and a Halloumi Hangover
- 08:00 - Last Breakfast: Same setup as before, with Eleni and Pickle. This time I swear I saw Pickle wink.
- 09:00 - Souvenir Shopping: Tried to buy some "authentic" souvenirs. Ended up with a tacky ceramic donkey and a bag of (you guessed it!) halloumi cheese. I regret nothing.
- 10:00 - Quick Visit to the Cyprus Museum: Wanted to see some historical stuff. The museum was interesting, but I mostly spent my time thinking about halloumi (surprise!).
- 12:00 - Check Out & Tearful Goodbye (to Eleni and Pickle): Eleni was wonderful. Always smiling, always trying to help. Gave me a hug and told me to "come back anytime, even if the plumbing is still a nightmare." Pickle gave a head-nod, which is the highest praise you can get from her.
- 13:00 - Transfer to airport and the long flight back home: The airport was thankfully less chaotic this time. The flight was uneventful, the views from the air are magnificent, and with my whole souvenir - halloumi cheese, I knew it would be an unforgettable trip.
- 16:00 - Back Home… and already craving halloumi: I arrived back home, still smelling of sunscreen and the lingering scent of delicious grease. Already planning my return, this time to eat more halloumi!
Final Thoughts:
TasEV Guesthouse and Nicosia? A beautiful mess, filled with charm, frustration, delicious food, and a healthy dose of existential dread. Would I recommend it? Absolutely. Just pack plenty of patience, a healthy appetite, and a serious love for halloumi. And maybe a plumber.
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Okay, spill! Is this "Escape to Paradise" guesthouse really as good as it *sounds*? Honestly?
Alright, alright, you want the REAL tea? Look, the website's all sunshine and roses, right? And yeah, TasEV Guesthouse *is* pretty freakin' fantastic, but paradise? Let's not get carried away. It's more like... a really, REALLY good escape plan. Think less fluffy clouds and more authentic Cypriot charm, with a healthy dose of quirky.
I'll be honest, the first twenty minutes were a bit of a blur. I was *exhausted*. Dragged myself from the airport, sweaty and grumpy, and I was convinced I’d booked a room next to a construction site. Turns out, it’s tucked away, literally. You *think* you're lost, then BAM! Beautiful courtyard, bougainvillea spilling everywhere... and the smell of freshly brewed coffee.
So, yeah. Good. Very good. Not necessarily perfect. But honestly, that's part of the charm.
What's the deal with the "hidden gem" aspect? Is it hard to GET there? Because I HATE getting lost.
Okay, so the "hidden" part? They're not kidding. It's in the old city, down a cobbled alleyway that feels like it was designed by a particularly mischievous architect. My GPS had a meltdown the first time. "Recalculating... recalculating... maybe you're in Narnia?"
My advice? Print out a map. Or, even better (and I'm serious!), ask for a pickup from the airport. Saved my sanity. Honestly, once you've found it, the location rocks. Right in the heart of things, but a world away from the tourist chaos. But yeah, getting there initially… expect a minor adventure. Embrace the chaos. It adds to the story, trust me.
The rooms. Give me the lowdown. Cozy? Cramped? What's the vibe?
Okay, the rooms. "Cozy" is the word. Okay, maybe "cozy" bordering on "intimate." My room wasn’t massive, but it was *charming*. Think exposed brick, those old-school shuttered windows, and a seriously comfortable bed. I’m talking, “I could stay here forever” comfortable. My first night, jetlagged and drained, I literally collapsed on the bed and woke up feeling... surprisingly good!
There was a tiny balcony overlooking the courtyard... perfect for a pre-dinner glass of Cypriot wine. Don’t expect gleaming, ultra-modern minimalism. This place is all about character... and maybe a few wonky angles. Embrace it. It's part of what makes it special. And the air conditioning? Crucial in August. Cru-ci-al.
Breakfast? Is the breakfast any good? Because a bad breakfast can RUIN a whole day, in my opinion.
Breakfast. Right. This is where TasEV *shines*. Seriously. Prepare for a feast. Freshly baked bread, local cheeses, olives, tomatoes that actually taste like tomatoes… and the coffee? Oh, the coffee. Strong, rich, and the perfect antidote to a slightly fuzzy head after a night of… well, let’s just say Nicosia has its charms.
There were these little pastries...bourekia... that were simply divine. I might have eaten, like, five. Don't judge. And the yogurt with honey and nuts? Perfection. Seriously, the breakfasts at TasEV are worth the price of admission alone. I’m still dreaming about them, weeks later.
The owner/staff. Are they friendly? Because I hate dealing with grumpy people.
The staff? Phenomenal. The owner, Eva, is an absolute sweetheart. Seriously, she's one of those people who makes you feel like you've known her forever. She's laid-back, helpful, and genuinely cares about her guests. I had a minor mishap involving a spilled glass of red wine (don't ask), and she just laughed and helped me clean it up. No drama. Just kindness.
Her assistant, Andreas, also amazing! Always smiling, always up for a chat, and full of local tips. I'm not even a "small talk" person, but they just drew me in. They made the whole experience feel less like a hotel and more like staying with incredibly welcoming friends. Seriously, they're the heart and soul of the place.
Okay, anything I NEED to be aware of? Any MAJOR downsides? Gotta keep it real, right?
Okay, downsides? Let's be honest. It's not perfect. If you're after a sterile, cookie-cutter hotel experience, this isn't it. The soundproofing *isn't* the best. You might hear footsteps clomping on the stairs (this bothered me at first until i met the people walking – it was the owners). And the Wi-Fi... well, it's adequate. Don't expect lightning-fast streaming.
Also, and this is a HUGE one: Prepare to fall in love with Cyprus. And by extension, TasEV. Because you probably will. Seriously. I extended my trip. I'm already planning my return. This isn't just a hotel; it's an experience. And a pretty darned good one. Just... book it. Before I steal all the rooms. Kidding... mostly.
How's the location for exploring the Old City? Is it easy to get around?
The location is *perfect* for exploring the Old City. Seriously. You step out the door and you're practically tripping over history. Ancient walls, cute little cafes, hidden courtyards... it's all right there. You can walk everywhere. No need for taxis or buses (unless you're venturing further afield, which you absolutely should!).
One evening, I just wandered around, totally lost in the maze of streets, and stumbled upon this amazing little taverna. Amazing food, even better company. I wouldn't have found it if I'd stayed in some generic hotel on the edge of town. The best part? After a long day of exploring, you can just stumble back to TasEV and collapse in your comfy bed! Pure bliss.
Would you really go back? Or are you just being nice? Be brutally honest, please!
Brutally honest? Okay. Here's the deal. Before I booked TasEV, I scrolled through a mountain of reviews, searching for a catch. I was expecting to find something, a flaw, a deal-breaker.Hotel Hide Aways
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