Unbelievable Yerevan Luxury: North Avenue Hotel's Secret Revealed!
Okay, buckle up, because we're diving headfirst into Unbelievable Yerevan Luxury: North Avenue Hotel's Secret Revealed! And let me tell you, this isn't just a hotel review, it's a journey. Prepare for some real talk, some quirky observations, and maybe a little bit of rambling. But hey, that's life, right? And that's definitely the point of a good review.
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Alright, first things first. Let's talk accessibility. I have to say, that's a BIG deal for me.
Accessibility:
- Wheelchair Accessible & Facilities for Disabled Guests: This hotel claims to be accessible, and I'm happy to say, from what I could see, they mostly deliver. The main areas, elevators, and at least some of the rooms are designed with accessibility in mind. That's a huge win. I've been stuck in hotels that claim to be "accessible" but really just mean they have a ramp (that's usually blocked by garden gnomes, but that's another story). The North Avenue Hotel seems to actually care!
- Elevator: Check. Vital. You wouldn't believe the stairs I've climbed…
- Facilities: Again, a big plus. And by "Facilities for disabled guests" the hotel included, well, accessibility facilities.
- CCTV in common areas & outside property, Security [24-hour]: More than just accessible, it's a real safety feeling.
- Air conditioning in public area: Absolutely, good for everyone, and so important in Yerevan's climate. My heart goes out to the staff, they do seem to work hard!
Internet, Internet [LAN], Internet Services, Free Wi-Fi in all rooms!, Wi-Fi in public areas, Wi-Fi for special events:
Okay, so, Wi-Fi. The backbone of modern existence, right? I can live without food longer than I can live without Wi-Fi, because, frankly, I need to work, and I need to share my photos of the amazing food (haha).
- Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! YES! A HUGE relief. The signal was generally good, most of the time. Let's be honest, sometimes it was a bit patchy. But hey, I'm not made of perfect internet.
- Internet Access [LAN]: Fine, if you're old-school, I never use the cable.
- Wi-Fi in Public Areas: Excellent. Great for quickly checking mail or posting on Insta.
- **Wi-Fi for special events: **I did use it while there for a special event, and it was actually really good, despite some concerns.
Cleanliness and Safety:
This is where the North Avenue Hotel REALLY shined. I was genuinely impressed.
- Anti-viral cleaning products, Daily disinfection in common areas, Hygiene certification, Individually-wrapped food options, Professional-grade sanitizing services, Room sanitization opt-out available, Rooms sanitized between stays, Safe dining setup, Sanitized kitchen and tableware items, Staff trained in safety protocol, Sterilizing equipment. This is long list, but so important in our modern age. I really felt safe.
- Physical distancing of at least 1 meter: And, they actually made the effort to enforce it!
- Hand Sanitizer & First aid kit: Necessary, and there if I needed them!
- Hot water linen and laundry washing: A must.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking:
Okay, let’s get to the good stuff. Food. Because let's face it, a bad meal can ruin a trip. Thankfully, the North Avenue Hotel mostly delivered.
- Restaurants, A la carte in restaurant, Asian breakfast, Asian cuisine in restaurant, Bar, Bottle of water, Breakfast [buffet], Breakfast service, Buffet in restaurant, Coffee/tea in restaurant, Coffee shop, Desserts in restaurant, Happy hour, International cuisine in restaurant, Poolside bar, Room service [24-hour], Salad in restaurant, Snack bar, Soup in restaurant, Vegetarian restaurant, Western breakfast, Western cuisine in restaurant: Wow, that is a lot.
- **Breakfast [Buffet]: ** The breakfast buffet was… okay. Not the best I've ever had, but certainly not the worst. The array of options was impressive: pastries, eggs, fruits, local specialties. The coffee was passable. The pastries were a little dry, but I’m not exactly a pastry expert.
- Room Service [24-hour]: Amazing. Perfect for those late night snacks, which is important for me. My midnight pizza and a movie was a real high point for my trip.
- Asian Breakfast & Cuisine: The hotel went above and beyond the norm, with a real flair for dishes, and great taste.
- Bars & Lounges: Good vibes, and the perfect ambiance, this is a solid place to hang out, especially if you want to meet the locals.
- Poolside Bar: Excellent for some relaxing vibes.
Things to Do & Ways to Relax:
Alright, so, you've gotta RELAX, right? No one wants to get burnt out on their travels.
- Pool with View, Sauna, Spa, Spa/sauna, Steamroom, Swimming pool, Swimming pool [outdoor]: Okay, the POOL WITH A VIEW… now here's where we start to get into the "Unbelievable Yerevan Luxury" territory. The outdoor pool is GORGEOUS. Seriously. The pictures don't do it justice. The water was pristine, the sun was just right, and that view… oh, that view. I spent a solid afternoon just floating and staring. Pure bliss. The sauna and steam room were also a nice touch, though I didn’t spend as much time there (I’m more of a pool person).
- Fitness Center, Gym/fitness: The Gym was as expected, good enough to get the job done.
- Body Scrub, Body Wrap, Foot Bath, Massage: All available at the spa. My friend actually did the massage, and loved it.
I am going to make a quick aside, and say the Spa, was not as good, but still good enough to get the job done. But more on that later…
Services and Conveniences:
- Air conditioning in public area, Audio-visual equipment for special events, Business facilities, Cash withdrawal, Concierge, Contactless check-in/out, Convenience store, Currency exchange, Daily housekeeping, Doorman, Dry cleaning, Elevator, Essential condiments, Facilities for disabled guests, Food delivery, Gift/souvenir shop, Indoor venue for special events, Invoice provided, Ironing service, Laundry service, Luggage storage, Meetings/banquet facilities, On-site event hosting, Outdoor venue for special events, Projector/LED display, Safety deposit boxes, Seminars, Shrine, Smoking area, Terrace, Wi-Fi for special events, Xerox/fax in business center:
- Daily Housekeeping: Excellent, top quality!
- Concierge: Super helpful. They arranged my airport transfer, gave me some great restaurant recommendations, and even helped me find a specific souvenir I was looking for.
- Airport transfer: Perfect. I hate having to deal with taxis, and the airport transfer was smooth as silk, a real plus!
- Doorman: Friendly and helpful .
- Cash Withdrawal: A must!
- Meeting/Banquet Facilities: Great for those who need to do business!
For the Kids:
- Babysitting service, Family/child friendly, Kids facilities, Kids meal: Okay, I didn't personally test these out (single, no kids). But from what I saw, the hotel is definitely family-friendly. They had high chairs in the restaurant, and I believe I saw a play area.
Available in All Rooms:
- Additional toilet, Air conditioning, Alarm clock, Bathrobes, Bathroom phone, Bathtub, Blackout curtains, Carpeting, Closet, Coffee/tea maker, Complimentary tea, Daily housekeeping, Desk, Extra long bed, Free bottled water, Hair dryer, High floor, In-room safe box, Interconnecting room(s) available, Internet access – LAN, Internet access – wireless, Ironing facilities, Laptop workspace, Linens, Mini bar, Mirror, Non-smoking, On-demand movies, Private bathroom, Reading light, Refrigerator, Safety/security feature, Satellite/cable channels, Scale, Seating area, Separate shower/bathtub, Shower, Slippers, Smoke detector, Socket near the bed, Sofa, Soundproofing, Telephone, Toiletries, Towels, Umbrella, Visual alarm, Wake-up service, Wi-Fi [free], Window that opens:
- The Rooms: The rooms were nicely decorated, clean, and well-appointed. The bed was super comfortable. Which is always a plus.
- Air Conditioning: Essential.
- Free bottled water: Always appreciated.
- Blackout curtains: Crucial for getting a good night's sleep!
- In-room safe: Also a plus.
- **Coffee/tea maker
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because we're diving headfirst into the gloriously imperfect, utterly chaotic, and surprisingly lovely world of my stay at the North Avenue Hotel in Yerevan, Armenia. Consider this less an itinerary and more… a travel diary vomited onto the page.
Day 1: Yerevan… You Beautiful, Confusing Beast
Morning (8:00 AM - Officially Late): The alarm blared – a pathetic attempt at commanding my attention after a night fuelled by pre-trip jitters and a questionable amount of coffee. I'd planned to be up, showered, and conquering the breakfast buffet at the hotel by 7:30. Reality? I was wrestling the duvet, convinced I'd dreamt the entire flight over.
- The Hotel Breakfast Debacle: Okay, the breakfast. Let's just say the "international choices" were… an interpretation. There was something that looked like eggs, but might as well have been congealed sadness. The coffee was the colour of weak tea and possessed about as much kick. Then, there was a mysterious yoghurt-like substance. I tried it… I'm pretty sure it was sentient. I may or may not have poured it down the drain after a few experimental sips.
Mid-Morning (10:00 AM - Officially Lost): My phone, bless its heart, thought it could map my way to Republic Square. It lied. It led me on a merry chase through narrow, sun-drenched streets, dodging cars that seemed to regard pedestrian crossings as mere suggestions. I asked a kindly bread seller (his English was better than my Armenian, which was nonexistent) and finally stumbled into the square, feeling like I'd just survived a gladiatorial combat with Yerevan's traffic.
- Republic Square – Initially Underwhelmed. Honestly, I was expecting more of a "wow" factor. The fountains were off, and the buildings, while undoubtedly impressive in their pink tufa stone, just felt… huge. The whole square initially seemed a bit too sterile, a little too perfect. But then the sun hit it at a certain angle, and those pink stones started to glow, and the scale of it all just… settled in. I swear, this square is a slow burner.
Afternoon (1:00 PM - Seriously Hungry): Lunch! Found a cute little cafe near the Opera House. Very cute. But the menu? Armenian is beautiful, but reading it is a Herculean task. I pointed at something that looked vaguely like meat and prayed. It turned out to be absolutely amazing – tender, smoky, and served with the best bread I've ever had. That bread. Sigh. I could live on that bread.
- The Accidental Gastronomic Revelation: Seriously, the bread. It was this warm, pillowy, slightly tangy thing. I almost got into a fight with a stray cat over it (I won, thankfully). The meat? Perfect. The tiny Armenian salads? Fresh and bursting with flavour. But the bread… It was a moment. A holy, carb-filled moment that erased all previous breakfast sins. The cafe’s name escapes me, but the memory of that bread is forever etched in my flavour memory.
Late Afternoon/Evening (4:00 PM - 8:00 PM - Tourist Mode Engaged): Cascade Complex. Okay, this place is something else. Climbing the seemingly endless stairs (exercise is a punishment!), dodging selfie sticks, and then… the view. Yerevan sprawled below me, a chaotic tapestry of buildings, mountains looming in the distance, and… the sheer, untamed vibe of the place. This city. I start to love it.
- Cascade Complex – A Moment of Vulnerability: Getting to the top of the Cascade was exhausting (and I regret not using lifts). But from the top, I just… stood there. For a good, long time. I felt a rush of emotion. The scale of the city hit me. The distant mountains, the air that feels completely different. A real sense of place. I don’t get this feeling very often, it's a gift. It was beautiful, yes, but it was more. It was a reminder that I was here, miles from my mundane routines. And that, my friends, is what makes travel special.
- Dinner & the Hotel Room: Dinner was a little too easy – I went back a the hotel, so I ordered some basic food and it turned into just enough. My room is… well, it's a hotel room. Cleanish, functional, and with a slightly suspect view of a courtyard. Wifi is patchy, which is good, in a way. Makes me actually talk to people at dinner.
Night (9:00 PM - Onwards, Maybe Bedtime): Trying to make notes and sort photos, but the light is bad. My mind is all over the place. Sleep will come, eventually. Maybe. Probably.
Day 2: Churches, Markets and Another Chance at Breakfast
- Morning (8:30 AM - The Second Breakfast Attempt): Okay, I'm wiser now. I eyed the mystery yogurt with suspicion. I chose the bread (obviously) and some of the fruit… that wasn’t the only survivor. I had a little juice as a reward for not dying.
- Mid-Morning (10:00 AM): Visiting the Armenian Genocide Memorial. It's difficult. It’s raw. It's essential. I cried. I sat, in silence, and tried to process the weight of history. It's not exactly fun, but it's incredibly important.
- Afternoon (1:00 PM): Vernissage Market. Okay, this is more like it. This is pure, chaotic, wonderful Armenian life. Silver jewelry, carpets, Soviet-era trinkets, paintings, spices… the sheer volume of stuff is overwhelming. I bought way too much. I bargained (badly). I came away with things I don’t need, but probably will cherish.
- Evening (7:00 PM): More exploring. More food (that bread again!). The North Avenue Hotel? It’s a good base. It's functional. It's not going to win any design awards, but it's a safe harbor in the storm of Yerevan, and for me, at this moment, it is perfect.
Day 3: Departure… And the Lingering Charm
- Morning (6:00 AM - Early Departure): Goodbye, Yerevan. Goodbye, slightly underwhelming breakfast. Goodbye, crazy traffic. Goodbye, beautiful, slightly confusing beast of a city. I'd already ordered an airport transfer from the hotel.
- Later: The flight. The reflections. The memories. The sheer, raw, beautiful, confusing human experience of travelling. I'll be back. Yerevan, you've got me. I think I'm falling in love.
And that, my friends, is my itinerary. It's messy. It's emotional. It's utterly human. It's a reflection of a journey that was far more profound than the bullet points suggest. Yes, the North Avenue Hotel was… fine. But Yerevan? Yerevan was something else entirely. And now, I have to go home and try to process it all. Wish me luck!
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Okay, spill the tea: Is the North Avenue Hotel *really* as boujee as it looks online? I'm talking, is it actually worth the hype?
Alright, fine, I'll fess up. Yes. But... *with caveats*. First off, YES, it's gorgeous. Think marble that gleams, chandeliers that could blind a small country, and a lobby that smells perpetually of expensive flowers and maybe a hint of... well, success. I spent a good five minutes the first time just gawking, nearly tripping over a perfectly polished shoe. I mean, the audacity!
But here's the thing: hype often breeds disappointment. When I first walked in, I felt this weird pressure. Like I needed to *project* that I belonged. Like I had the right accessories to even be there. Silly, I know! And a bit bratty, I admit. I was probably overthinking it, but I'm human, okay?
Honestly? Worth the hype? Maybe. Depends on your bank account. If you’re used to a Motel 6, well, you might experience a little wallet-related cardiac arrest. If you like to indulge occasionally? Absolutely. Just prepare to feel a little like Cinderella at the ball – beautiful, but constantly worried about whether your carriage turns back into a pumpkin at midnight.
What's the 'secret' you're hinting at in the headline? Is there a hidden speakeasy? A secret staircase? Let's have it!
Okay, so the "secret" isn't some James Bond-esque hidden lair (although, wouldn't *that* be something?!). It's more... the *vibe*. The staff. My gosh, they're like… well, imagine a team of impeccably dressed, impossibly polite, and genuinely *helpful* people who anticipate your needs before you even realize you have them.
I once accidentally spilled a whole glass of red wine down my white silk top (mortifying, I tell you!). I was about to have a full-blown meltdown (because, drama queen), but before I could even start crying, a lovely woman appeared with club soda and a magic stain remover. Seriously, it was like she materialized out of thin air. And she did it all with a smile! Talk about a lifesaver. And that's kind of the secret: a genuine, caring commitment to making your stay… well, *unbelievable*.
Okay, another secret – the rooftop bar. O.M.G. The views! Sunset cocktails? Mandatory. Just… don’t be *that* person who thinks the Instagram shot is more important than actually enjoying the moment. I’m talking to *myself* here, by the way. Guilty as charged.
Let's talk about the rooms. Are they all amazing, and are there any to avoid?
Look, I've only stayed in one room, so I can’t speak to every single one. But the one I had? Swoon-worthy. Seriously. Think plush everything. A bed you could happily live in for a month. A bathroom that was bigger than my first apartment. And the views! Overlooking North Avenue itself, it was pure people-watching gold.
The design's impeccable, lots of light, clean lines, everything. I found a tiny "meh" thing. The curtains were a *little* difficult to operate. I almost ripped one down trying to make the room properly dark one morning. User error? Absolutely. But still, a tiny flaw in an otherwise perfect paradise. And it might have been the after-effects of the sunset cocktails.
I'd probably say... avoid the rooms that are, you know, facing the back? You'll miss the boulevard views. Other than that? Good luck finding a bad room. But honestly? It is still expensive!
What's the food situation like? Michelin-star worthy? Or just pretty overpriced hotel food?
Okay, the food. This is a *strong* point. Let me put it this way: I’m not a foodie, but I *felt* like one while I was there. The breakfast buffet? A masterpiece. Everything was fresh, delicious, and beautifully presented. And even better the staff.
I had this weird craving for a specific kind of Armenian pastry one morning (don't ask). I *should* have just gone out to find it, but I was feeling lazy, and anyway the staff were just the best. Before I could even finish the sentence "I'm feeling like...", the server had disappeared and returned a few minutes later with the perfect pastry. Not a Michelin star, I think, but it *felt* like it.
Don't get me wrong, it *is* pricey. But the quality justifies it, in my humble, slightly-overwhelmed-by-luxury opinion. And hey, you're on vacation, right? Treat yo' self!
How does the hotel handle the little things, like Wi-Fi, the gym, and accessibility?
Wi-Fi? Flawless. Seriously, I could stream movies without a hitch. The gym? Didn't go. I was too busy eating pastries and lounging by the (non-existent) pool! (Seriously, why isn't there a pool?). But I peeked in, and it looked well-equipped. As for accessibility? I'm not an expert, but everything seemed pretty well thought out. Elevators, ramps... my impression was that they've put some effort into this.
I am getting the impression I'm leaving out stuff. I didn't use the spa, so I can't speak for that. I spent most of my time obsessing over what I was wearing - mostly because I felt I had to be appropriate - and drinking.
Okay, I am being honest: I don't pay too much attention to details. I just enjoy myself. Sorry; it is probably not great for a complete review. But I can say that the Wi-Fi was excellent.
Is there anything *bad* about it? Anything that would make you think twice before booking?
Alright, let's get real. I'm not one of those people who only goes for the good stuff. It's good to know the downsides too.
Downsides...okay. The *price*! Is it worth it? Depends on your expectations and budget. If you are looking for a cheap option forget it. I think the price is a downside.
I'd also say... it can feel a little *too* polished at times. There's a sense of perfection that can be a tad intimidating. I'm a bit clumsy sometimes, I'm afraid I'd trip, and then I would have to be *that* person. And some of the staff can seem a bit... *too* formal. But overall, it is a pretty amazing place.
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