Bali's 7-Bedroom Luxury Villa Escape: 3 Pools & Unforgettable Views!
Bali's 7-Bedroom Luxury Villa Escape: My Brain-Dump of Bliss (and a Little Bit of Chaos!)
Okay, LISTEN UP, because I just got BACK from this BALI villa. Seriously. I'm still unpacking my soul, and it’s probably covered in Balinese frangipani. They call it the "Bali's 7-Bedroom Luxury Villa Escape: 3 Pools & Unforgettable Views!" - and trust me, they're not kidding. Let's get this straight, this isn't just a hotel review; this is a therapy session crossed with a frantic Google search for synonyms for "amazing." Buckle up, it's gonna be a ride.
First Impressions: Jaw Dropping & Slightly Overwhelmed (in the Best Way)
The "Unforgettable Views" part? SPOT ON. Think cascading rice paddies, lush green valleys, and sunsets that actually make you tear up (mostly because you're sipping a perfectly mixed cocktail from the poolside bar, but still). Accessibility? Well, that's where things get a little… Balinese.
Accessibility: Let's be real, Bali isn't exactly known for its perfect accessibility. While the villa itself boasts an elevator (yay!), navigating around the grounds might pose a challenge for some. They say "Facilities for disabled guests" but I'm always skeptical. It’s best to call ahead and clarify specifically what’s available. I will, however, say I saw no mention of wheelchair accessibility for the pools themselves, which feels like a missed opportunity… a very beautiful, but missed, opportunity.
Check-In/Out [Express/Private]: Quick and easy, thank the gods. I was in need of a stiff drink and a nap after that flight.
Front desk [24-hour]: Always a comfort to know someone's there if things go sideways.
The Villa Itself: Opulence Meets Practicality (Almost)
Seven bedrooms? Yeah, I felt like I was living in a Monopoly board. Each room was a little slice of heaven, with:
- Available in all rooms: Air conditioning, Alarm clock (thank you, I needed to get up to experience those sunrises!), Bathrobes (essential for lounging!), Bathroom phone (because, well, why not?), Bathtub (hello, self-care!), Blackout curtains (bless you, sweet sleep!), Closet (needed it!), Coffee/tea maker (crucial), Complimentary tea (yes!), Daily housekeeping (a small army keeping things tidy!), Desk (I pretended to work, briefly), Extra long bed (finally, some space!), Free bottled water (hydration is key!), Hair dryer (saved my hair!), High floor (didn't feel too high, but the views were great!), In-room safe box (always use them!), Internet access – LAN, Internet access – wireless, Ironing facilities (never needed them, but good to have!), Laptop workspace (again, the pretense of work…), Linens (crisp and lovely), Mini bar (dangerously stocked!), Mirror (check that tan!), Non-smoking (thank you), On-demand movies (Netflix and chill, Balinese style!), Private bathroom (duh), Reading light (loved it!), Refrigerator (essential for those leftovers and chilled Bintangs!), Safety/security feature, Satellite/cable channels (lost myself for an hour or two one night!), Scale (didn’t dare look – Bali belly is REAL), Seating area (perfect for pondering life), Separate shower/bathtub (luxury!), Shower, Slippers (essential!), Smoke detector, Socket near the bed (crucial!), Sofa (lounging!), Soundproofing (needed!), Telephone, Toiletries, Towels, Umbrella (thank god!), Visual alarm (didn’t need it), Wake-up service, Wi-Fi [free], Window that opens (breathtaking).
Seriously, everything was thought of. Until you realize…
Smoking area: Was there one? I couldn't find it. Maybe it was just my terrible map-reading skills.
Couple's room - yeah, for romance, but also, for solo travelers like me, it's nice to have a bit of an upgrade if you're travelling solo!
The Pools: Plunge, Gaze, Repeat
Three pools, you say? OH YES. Three pools of shimmering, Instagrammable perfection. One had a swim-up bar (a personal highlight), another was tucked away for a bit of peace, and the third was infinity-edged, disappearing into the landscape. I'm not usually a pool person, but these had me hooked. I spent a full afternoon just floating, reading, and occasionally yelling "This is the life!" at absolutely no one. The pool with a view was a game-changer; I found myself spending more time here than I did exploring the villa itself!
The Food & Drink: From Breakfast Bliss to Midnight Munchies
Alright, food. This is important.
Dining, drinking, and snacking: A la carte in restaurant (yes!), Alternative meal arrangement (thank god for vegetarians!), Asian breakfast (yessss!), Asian cuisine in restaurant (even better!), Bar (yup), Bottle of water (thank you), Breakfast [buffet] (a glorious spread!), Breakfast service (perfect), Buffet in restaurant (more choices!), Coffee/tea in restaurant (essential!), Coffee shop (didn’t even use it), Desserts in restaurant (YES!), Happy hour (when in Bali!), International cuisine in restaurant (everything!), Poolside bar (paradise!), Restaurants (delicious!), Room service 24-hour, Salad in restaurant (needed it!), Snack bar (convenient), Soup in restaurant (comfort food!), Vegetarian restaurant (important!), Western breakfast (for those who can't handle the spice first thing), Western cuisine in restaurant.
Breakfast in room: Oh, you want breakfast in bed? Consider it done. Croissants? Pancakes? Fruit platters? Yes to all of it. This is living.
Breakfast takeaway service: Useful for day trips.
A la carte in restaurant: You've got to try their local specialties. The Nasi Goreng? A masterpiece!
Room Sanitization Opt-Out Available: It's important to note this is a very COVID-conscious property.
The food was generally fantastic. The international cuisine was good, but the Asian dishes? Chef's kiss. I had a random craving for soup one night, and it was the best damn soup I'd had in ages. (The soup really matters!).
The Pampering & Relaxation Station: (Almost) Too Good to be True
Things to do, ways to relax: Body scrub (yes!), Body wrap (yes!), Fitness center (I walked past it once), Foot bath (heaven!), Gym/fitness (nope), Massage (oh, yes!), Pool with view (yup!), Sauna (didn’t see it), Spa (needed it), Spa/sauna (didn’t see it), Steamroom (nope), Swimming pool (yup!), Swimming pool outdoor.
The Spa: I could write a whole separate review just on the spa. Seriously, book a massage the second you arrive. The Balinese massage? Pure bliss. The masseuse seemed to know every knot in my travel-weary body. I emerged feeling like a new woman – until I remembered how much I had to unpack.
Cleanliness & Safety: Feeling Secure (Mostly)
- Cleanliness and safety: Anti-viral cleaning products (check!), Cashless payment service (convenient!), Daily disinfection in common areas (reassuring!), Doctor/nurse on call (good), First aid kit (necessary), Hand sanitizer (everywhere!), Hot water linen and laundry washing (hygiene!), Hygiene certification (important!), Individually-wrapped food options (safety), Physical distancing of at least 1 meter (mostly implemented!), Professional-grade sanitizing services (necessary!), Room sanitization opt-out available (nice to have it, but I’d never risk it!), Rooms sanitized between stays (essential!), Safe dining setup (good!), Sanitized kitchen and tableware items (crucial!), Shared stationery removed (ok!), Staff trained in safety protocol (important!), Sterilizing equipment (good!),
Bali, like everywhere, is still dealing with the pandemic. The villa took it seriously: hand sanitizer everywhere, staff masked up, and I felt generally safe.
- Security [24-hour]: Peace of mind - I felt pretty secure.
The Nitty Gritty: Services and Stuff They Offer
- Services and conveniences: Air conditioning in public area (because Bali!), Audio-visual equipment for special events (didn’t use it), Business facilities (not my vibe on vacation), Cash withdrawal (convenient!), Concierge (helpful!), Contactless check-in/out (thank you!), Convenience store (handy!), Currency exchange (necessary!), Daily housekeeping (bless you!), Doorman (helpful!), Dry cleaning (didn’t use it), Elevator (essential!), Essential condiments (good!), Facilities for disabled guests (clarify!), Food delivery (convenient!), Gift/souvenir shop (I bought a sarong!), Indoor venue for special events (didn’t use it), Invoice provided (yup!), Ironing service (didn't use it), Laundry service (very useful!), Luggage storage (thank you!), Meeting/banquet facilities (not me!), Meetings (nope!), Meeting stationery (nope!), On-site event hosting (not my thing!), Outdoor
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because this isn't your grandma's meticulously planned itinerary. We’re talking Villa Toscana, Bali, 7-bedroom luxury (supposedly), 3 pools (hell yeah!), and a glorious, chaotic, human mess of a journey. Think less "smooth sailing" and more "tango with a monsoon."
Villa Toscana: The Dream, The Reality (and The Mosquitoes)
Day 1: Arrival – Promises, Promises, and a Bathtub of Regret
- 10:00 AM: Touchdown Denpasar. Sunshine! Smells of… well, I'm hoping it’s Frangipani and not something concerning from the airport bathroom. The pre-trip visions of effortless elegance are already starting to crack. Did I pack enough sunscreen? Probably not.
- 11:00 AM: The driver (bless his heart) picks us up. He's wearing a shirt that says "Bali Vibes" (cliché, but hey, I'm here for it). The traffic! Oh, the traffic. It's like a slow-motion, multi-vehicle interpretive dance of horn-honking and scooter weaving. I swear I saw a chicken casually crossing the road.
- 1:00 PM: Arrive Villa Toscana. "Luxury," they said. "Breathtaking," they promised. It is impressive. Vast. Marble everywhere! (My inner neat-freak is already twitching at the thought of cleaning). The pool looks inviting, the air is thick with anticipation, and… is that a tiny, persistent mosquito buzzing around my ear? This is where reality starts to kick in hard. The initial euphoria of luxury gives way to the quiet fear of getting eaten alive.
- 2:00 PM: Unpacking. I swear, I overpacked. Seriously, who needs that many pairs of shoes? The first casualty: my favorite hat (crushed in my duffle bag). Sigh.
- 3:00 PM: Pool time! The water is glorious. Sun feels amazing. The cocktails, even more amazing. We're all trying to look sophisticated while desperately fighting off sunburns. (We'll get wiser). We actually tried to get some good IG shots. There are only so many poses one can do before they start to feel like a complete dork.
- 6:00 PM: Dinner at the villa. The chef (thank GOD for the chef) whips up a feast. Nasi Goreng, satay, fresh fruit – heaven. I eat far too much, naturally. Conversation flows, laughter fills the air, then the after-dinner cocktails hit and the room is loud with the happy chatter of a vacation well done. The first night is almost always perfect, before the slight annoyance of the mosquito bites sinks in.
- 9:00 PM: First mosquito bite. (I told you). We're all retreating to our rooms – the battle against bugs begins. I have a feeling this is going to be a recurring theme…
Day 2: Temples, Trekking, and the Quest for the Perfect Instagram Shot (Mostly a failure)
- 8:00 AM: Wake up! Sun is up, and I am not. Stiff as hell. Coffee is a must. The lingering aftertaste of cocktails. I'm already regretting yesterday's overindulgence.
- 9:00 AM: Breakfast (scrambled eggs, fruit, and more coffee). The staff at the villa are lovely, although my attempts at speaking Indonesian are, let's just say, enthusiastic but ultimately incomprehensible.
- 10:00 AM: Off to Ulun Danu Beratan Temple. Oh my GOD, it's stunning. Floating on the lake, enveloped in the mist… perfect Instagram material. Except… tourist herds. Selfie sticks galore. Trying to capture a moment of serene beauty in a crowd is like trying to build a sandcastle during a tsunami. Give up.
- 12:00 PM: Lunch at a warung (local restaurant) near the temple. Simple, delicious, and dirt cheap. Best meal of the trip so far. Seriously considering ditching the luxury villa and just living off Nasi Goreng and local charm. My bank account, and my waistline, both approve.
- 2:00 PM: Trekking in the rice paddies. Supposed to be a gentle stroll. Turns into a sweaty slog up muddy hills. My shoes are caked in mud, my legs are burning, and I spot a snake. A small one, thankfully. Did I mention I’m not a huge fan of bugs? Or snakes? Or mud? But the scenery is undeniable. Absolutely breathtaking. Even if I'm secretly crying inside. The reward of the panoramic views of lush green rice terraces is well worth the struggle.
- 5:00 PM: Back at the villa. Exhausted. Covered in sweat, mud, and mosquito bites. Collapse by the pool (which is now partially covered in leaves and possibly – gasp – a small bug or two).
- 7:00 PM: Dinner at the villa again. This time, I pace myself. (Ha! Like that will last.) More laughter, more stories, and another round of cocktails. My new goal is to buy some mosquito repellent that actually works.
Day 3: Surf's Up (and I'm Probably Going Down) & Monkey Business
- 9:00 AM: Finally, surf lessons! Legian Beach. I'm ridiculously excited/terrified. Visions of myself gracefully gliding on the waves immediately get replaced with me flailing like a dying starfish.
- 10:00 AM: The waves are bigger than I thought. The water is colder than I thought. My wetsuit is tighter than I thought. Lesson #1: Don't get your hair in your face. Lesson #2: Swim- Don't get knocked over by the whitewash. Lesson #3: If a surfer is coming your way, get the hell out of the way.
- 11:00 AM: I'm learning that surfing is harder than I thought. The number of swallowing saltwater on my belly is starting to feel embarrassing. I'm already exhausted. I'm pretty sure I'm getting a sunburn.
- 12:00 PM: Give up on the surf lesson and decide on a day of the beach. This is much more sustainable. I found a nice spot with a beach chair and ordered a Bintang. After a few hours, the sun feels like it's beating down again. I apply more sunscreen- but maybe it's too late.
- 3:00 PM: Off to Ubud and the Sacred Monkey Forest. Oh. My. God. Monkeys EVERYWHERE. Little bandits! They steal sunglasses, they climb on people, they seem to have zero fear. I got warned and followed all the advice to be respectful; nevertheless, one little monkey swoops in near me and snatches my banana. So now there I am, the victim of the great banana heist of Ubud.
- 4:00 PM: Trying to get my stuff back. The little monkey is sitting on the roof, eating my banana contentedly. The entire group is just laughing while I'm left to deal with it. My sense of adventure is quickly replaced with sheer terror.
- 6:00 PM: Back at the Villa. I'm sunburnt, bruised, and feel like I could have a concussion, but I'm oddly elated after the monkey incident.
- 7:00 PM: Dinner at the villa. Tonight, we're all a little delirious from the sun and monkey-related trauma. The chef serves something amazing but I can't even remember what. It was probably delicious though.
Day 4: Spa Day, Sunset, and the Slow Realization…
- 9:00 AM: Spa day at the villa! Massages, facials, the works. Bliss. Finally, some peace. My muscles are thanking me. My soul is sighing.
- 12:00 PM: Lunch: Light salads and smoothies, attempting to be healthy. Fails.
- 2:00 PM: Pool time again. The mosquitoes are swarming. I'm now certain they are actively plotting my demise.
- 4:00 PM: Sunset at Tanah Lot Temple. Iconic. Spectacular. Crowded. But worth it. The colors of the sky, the crashing waves, the silhouette of the temple… It's a moment. (Even if the selfie stick brigade is still doing their thing.)
- 7:00 PM: Dinner in Seminyak, a fancier restaurant. Trying to look elegant. Failing. I spill red wine on my white shirt. The waiter is very polite, but I can tell he
Okay, spill the tea! Is this '7-Bedroom Luxury Villa Escape' *really* as amazing as it sounds?
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because I'm about to get REAL. Yes. And also… no. (Cue dramatic sigh). Look, it *is* ridiculously gorgeous. Picture this: you, sprawled on a sun lounger, a cocktail sweating in your hand (it *better* be a cocktail), and gazing out at a view that makes your jaw physically drop. I'm talking emerald green rice paddies, and a glimpse of ocean that just… shimmers. It's Instagram gold, people! But here's the catch. Luxury can be a fickle mistress. There were moments, oh, those moments...
Like the time the "butler" (more on that later) accidentally set the *entire* breakfast spread on fire. Okay, maybe not *entire*, but let's just say the bacon had a *very* smoky aftertaste. And the "unforgettable views"? Yeah, they were unforgettable. Especially the one where you're trying to find the Wi-Fi password and the kids have commandeered the main pool and are screaming instructions at said "butler" to fling them higher. So, yes, amazing. But amazing with a side of controlled chaos. That's Bali, right?
Three pools?! Seriously? Tell me about the pool situation!
Oh, the pools, the POOLS! This is where things get properly tempting. One huge main infinity pool, naturally overlooking that view. Glorious. Then there's a smaller, slightly more private one, perfect for pretending you're a sophisticated solo traveler (even if you're definitely not). And finally, a kiddie pool. Which, in our case, became a raging water war zone.
Let me tell you about the infinity pool. It's… well, it's *infinity*. That feeling of the edge disappearing into the landscape is truly something. I spent hours there, just floating, occasionally feeling the guilt of not exploring more of Bali. But mostly just feeling incredibly content. My husband, on the other hand, spent most of his time trying to figure out how to keep the kids *in* the pool and *out* of the Balinese tea ceremony that was happening next door. That kiddie pool though? Let's just say it involved a lot of shrieking, water guns, and a near drowning incident with a rubber ducky. (Dramatic pause). Worth. Every. Penny.
"Unforgettable views," eh? What can I actually *see* from this place?
Okay, so the views… *They're* the reason you spend the big bucks, folks. Imagine waking up to a tapestry of green. Rice paddies stretching as far as the eye can see, like a giant, undulating emerald carpet. And then, depending on the time of day, you get this magical light show. Sunrises that are unbelievably vibrant, sunsets that paint the sky in fiery hues. Honestly, it’s almost TOO beautiful, like something out of a movie.
But wait, there's more! You can also catch glimpses of the ocean from certain spots, which just adds to the whole "tropical paradise" vibe. I spent a solid hour just staring, feeling my worries slowly chip away. My sister, on the other hand, spent the same hour trying to take the *perfect* Instagram photo of the view and complaining about the angle of the sun. It’s that kind of place; it brings out the best… and worst… in you. Be prepared to feel a lot of feels while you gaze out at those views. And maybe bring a good phone charger. Just in case.
About this "butler"… What's the deal? Is it actually helpful? Or just… awkward?
Ah, the butler. This is where things get… interesting. Let’s just say the level of "butler" expertise varied from brilliant to… bless his heart. Yes, they're there. Yes, they try to be helpful. The most helpful thing they did was manage to save the cat from the pool at dawn. That’s a major win.
In theory, your butler is supposed to handle everything, from your laundry to your cocktail requests. In reality… well, sometimes it felt like *we* were looking after the butler. There were translation issues. Requests for things that simply never manifested. And the aforementioned breakfast fire. But you know what? That’s Bali. It's part of the charm. You learn to embrace the delightful chaos. And tip generously, because they *are* trying. And they probably deserve a medal. Also, and this is important, always double-check your drinks order. I'm seeing double of my husband in a few photos. Oops...
Seven bedrooms! How many people realistically fit and still, like, have personal space?
Okay, seven bedrooms sounds like a LOT. And it is. We went with three families: two sets of parents and the kids. The Villa can comfortably accommodate a small army. Each room is spacious, private with its own ensuite bathroom and balcony, and is beautifully decorated. It's a relief, really. Everyone needs their sanctuary.
The layout of the villa is key to feeling like you can actually RELAX. There are multiple living areas, a big dining room, and enough nooks and crannies that you can find a quiet place to read, or, you know, hide from the kids for a few hours. We had to. Believe. That. It truly is a luxurious retreat, where you can feel completely at ease. And if, like me, you need space and quiet and all of that, you have found your dream spot!
Food! What's the food situation like? Can you cook? Is there a chef?
Food, glorious food! Here's where things get *really* exciting (and potentially dangerous for your waistline). Yes, there's a chef. And mostly, yes, he's amazing. We hired him for the week and it was money well spent. They create incredible dishes, and anything that Bali has to offer!
You can discuss the menus with the chef in advance and decide together what you like and want. The chef is always ready to prepare any order you have! And if you don't feel like cooking, there are a multitude of great restaurants. Though sometimes, food can be a little delayed. However, it tastes wonderful, so it doesn't matter much. And they were attentive to allergies!
Anything I *didn't* love about this villa? Be brutally honest!
Okay, okay, let’s get real. No place is perfect. And there were a few minor things that weren't flawless, like the occasional errant lizard that found its way into the bathroom (cue screaming from yours truly). The Wi-Fi was a bit temperBook Hotels Now
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